Will you ever find yourself in need of a “survival axe“? Who can say? If you do find yourself in need of a survival axe, will you want it to have a humorous name? That last question’s a lot easier: Of course you would! And so I bring you the Traumahawk from Zombie Tools.
Zombie Tools’ Traumahawk is two pounds of cutting, throwing, and bashing power, made out of 6150 steel and metal from the tip of the blade to the butt of the handle. And even if you never have to use it to crack skulls, it makes a nifty window-breaker or lock-smasher for those unforeseen emergency situations.
At just under $250, the Traumahawk is also a cut above the competition in terms of price, but if you’re ready to pay a premium for quality you can do so at the Zombie Tools online store right here. Then, you can save the trauma … for your mamma.