From the “yes, this appears to be a real product” department comes the BevBuckle. As you can see in the above photo, the special belt buckle folds out into a tiny platform specifically designed for supporting beer bottles. The idea is that you can hang out and enjoy a brewski with your friends without having to go through the spine-cracking torment of holding a beer bottle with one of your hands.
It also has a little support strap, so this isn’t a product that requires preternatural balance. If you’d like to make all of your companions at the bar jealous, you can purchase a BevBuckle for $34.99 at their website here.