Tequila is good for pretty much two things: Getting you incredibly, irresponsibly drunk, and impressing people with your vast wealth and good taste. For the former, you can turn to pretty much any tequila. But for the latter, it takes a special breed, one that costs way more money than you should reasonably spend on something you probably won’t remember finishing.
But, we all have to have a vice, right? So here are nine of the most expensive tequilas on Earth. They come in the finest bottles, and are purported to be the very best in their class in terms of flavor, texture, aroma, and more. And they are very, very expensive.