Summer is practically here, and that means that it’s time to buy a new jet ski. What, you weren’t thinking of being seen in public with one of last year’s jet skis, were you? I hope not, because this year’s crop includes some high performance machines that bend the definition of a jet ski to new, undiscovered places.
So here are nine of the best, most expensive, and most impressive jet skis in showrooms now for the summer of 2014. And if you’re thinking to yourself that you can’t afford a jet ski, ask yourself one thing: Would Kenny Powers say that?