Grilling is already one of the most American pursuits that exist, at least according to patriotic grillers. And no patriotic griller with his or her ground chuck should be with out the Star Spangled Spatula, a grill spatula crafted in the shame of the iconic stars and stripes.
The Star Spangled Spatula looks like a joke, and it’s guaranteed to get you more than a few laughs this barbecue season, but it’s also built to last from American walnut (naturally) and stainless steel. Much like the real thing, you don’t have to worry about it folding under pressure without a fully trained color guard present. OK, that metaphor kind of got away from me, but the point is that it’s a spatula that looks like the American flag.
If that sounds like the kind of thing you’d drop $75 on, you can do so at online retailers like this one right now. Let freedom sizzle.