Don’t say I didn’t warn you. A lamb was recently born in the Russian village of Chirka that inexplicably has the facial features of a human. Why? No one seems to know, and to be totally honest, I don’t want to know – it’s bad enough looking at a sheep born with a human face without having to dwell on the details.
The sheep born with a human face, referred to hereafter by the name “Neil Sheepman,” was born to a sheep owned by Russian farmer Blasius Lavrentiev, who probably said something to his wife like “Vanyasta, Vanyasta, get the camera, we’re going to go viral.” But the problem is that unlike most internet celebrities, it’s actually deeply disturbing to look at Neil Sheepman’s face. In fact, as soon as I get done writing this, I’m looking forward to coating my brain in bleach so I can forget all about it.
But if for some reason the above photo of Neil Sheepman isn’t enough for you, you can see more about the sheep born with a human face in the video below. You can also get some more info from the Daily Mail here, and keep your eyes peeled for the future adventures of Neil Sheepman as they are reported.
Here’s the video: