Hot sauce fans are doubtlessly aware of some of the unfortunate side-effects that a particularly potent hot sauce can carry. But these side-effects aren’t usually a selling point, let alone the inspiration for a sauce’s actual name. That trend flies out the window with the Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce.
The sauce‘s full name is actually Professor Phardtpounder’s Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce, but I have serious doubts as to whether there even is such a person by the name of Professor Phardtpounder. Be that as it may, the professor’s “elixer of capsaicin extremus” is a mustard-based hot sauce that is supposed to be pretty intense.
You can buy a bottle of Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce here, for the price of $14 (medical expenses not included).