If you’ve ever been inside of a Spencer’s you know there’s no shortage of profane greeting cards out there. But you probably also know that most of them are not actually funny, at least once you get older than 13 or so, which is why Profanity Greeting Cards offer a more minimalist but somehow funnier take on the same idea.
Rather than dirty jokes or stale topical humor, Profanity Greeting Cards offer simple obscenities, ineffectually censored so you can still tell what they say if you look closely enough. It’s a dadaist approach to greeting cards, but if you’re in the market for that sort of thing it’s probably a breath of fresh air compared to yet another “Breast Wishes” card.
Profanity Greeting Cards are blank on the inside, so you can swear or not swear to your heart’s content as you bare or don’t bare your soul to your loved one. You can check them out right here, where a set of six cards will set you back about twenty c*ck-m*nching dollars.