I don’t think I’d be out of line to suggest that Pizza Hut has been on the decline for a while now. You can see it in the desperation implicit in their increasingly outlandish promotional gimmicks and pizza flavors, and now those same flopsweat-drenched vibes can be had in a new streetwear collection called Pizza Hut Swag. For real.
The Pizza Hut Swag collection includes t-shirts, tank tops, baseball caps, yoga pants, and sunglasses, some wrapped in unnervingly realistic pizza graphics that call to mind nothing if not the Spaceballs villain Pizza the Hutt. There are probably worse ways to proclaim your love of Pizza Hut pizza, but most of them involve eating yourself to death.
Even if you don’t want to wear any of it, you can check out Pizza Hut Swag in the video below. And if you do want to wear any of it, by all means, shop the collection right here.
Here’s the video: