A few days ago, an athlete by the name of Matt Stonie made another contribution to the human race’s highlight reel. Stonie’s sport of choice is competitive eating, and his record-breaking feat this week was breaking the world record for eating bacon.
Put more precisely, Matt Stonie was able to eat 182 slices of bacon in five minutes, and he didn’t even have any lettuce or tomato to wash them down with. I’m not a bacon-eating expert so I won’t try to analyze his technique, but I will say there’s a lot of crumbling going on, which I’ll have to remember the next time I have to eat a bunch of bacon in a short amount of time. Maybe at breakfast tomorrow.
Here’s the video: