It’s important to remember as the holidays approach the real reason for the season: Fast food fried chicken. KFC New Zealand obviously recognizes this, with the unveiling of a new line of KFC Christmas tree ornaments that will be right at home next to these.
The KFC Christmas tree ornaments include ‘ments in the shape of a bucket of chicken, the Colonel’s face, a leg and a wing (of a chicken, of course), and, for some reason, a carton of French fries. The whole set comes together in a handsome black case, and according to KFC Marketing Director Clark Wilson, they’re just what you need to keep this holiday season as festive as possible:
“Forget the mistletoe this year — these naughty and nice decorations are sure to make the magic happen when you grab a drumstick off the tree and hold it overhead,”
Putting aside how another human being would react to seeing you taking a drumstick off a Christmas tree and holding it up above your head, the KFC Christmas tree ornaments will reportedly be available from New Zealand KFC locations at the beginning of next month.