Over the course of a soldier‘s life, he or she comes across myriad weapons and tools necessary to his or her survival. The latest is the Ka-Bar Tactical Spork, which combines the skewering power of the fork with the scooping function of a spoon, as well as the multi-purpose cutting power of a serrated knife (which I guess couldn’t be integrated into the “spork” portmanteau).
The Ka-Bar Tactical Spork is made out of Grilamid FWA—a highly lightweight and strong polymer—and makes your typical plastic KFC spork look like a piece of decorative origami. If you were ever going to kill an attacker with a spork, this would be the one—although it might be considered poor sportsmanship if used the knife.
You can get the Ka-Bar Tactical Spork for $15.50 at Amazon here, where I’m sure the customer reviews are pretty entertaining as well. And remember to keep it locked up in a safe place when it’s not being used.