It rampaged through Canada. It left the United Kingdom in ruins. And now it’s coming to the United States. It’s the Hot Dog Bites Pizza from Pizza Hut, the restaurant’s latest attempt to do something, anything, that will make everyone stop ignoring it.
The Hot Dog Bites Pizza takes the usual (or cheese-stuffed) pizza crust and replaces it with 28 tiny hot dogs wrapped in pretzel dough. The resulting gastrointestinal experience is roughly equivalent to scarfing down an irresponsible number of hot dogs along with a pizza, which is to say it’s something that only a few superhuman gods walking among us would ever try more than once.
Next week, on June 18th, the Hot Dog Bites Pizza will be available from Pizza Huts all over this great nation. Stay tuned to the Hut’s official site here for more information, and as a closer I’ll leave you with a detail that’s somehow the most unnerving part of the whole affair: The Hot Dog Bites Pizza will come with a mustard dipping sauce.