It sounds like a piece from the early 2000s Derelicte fashion campaign, but with the advantage of actually being real: Helmut Lang Trash Bags let you store and haul your garbage in the height of deluxe style, with price tags ranging between $450 and $495 to match.
Helmut Lang Trash Bags come in miniature and full-size options, with color choices ranging from black and red to shiny metallic silver. How do they function as garbage bags? I have no idea, but they don’t appear to have any handle-ties so I would rule them out for my own household use right off the bat.
If you’ve got at least $450 to drop on a trash bag, you can shop the selection of available Helmut Lang Trash Bags at the brand’s online store right here. And if you don’t have that much to spend on a trash bag, I wouldn’t worry too much about it.