Now that the Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chalupa‘s initial tour of duty is almost done, a new hero has emerged to do battle in Taco Bell Valhalla. It’s the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch, a superamalgamation of the restaurant’s Doritos Locos Taco and Quesalupa products, covered in nacho cheese sauce.
What that amounts to is a Dorito’s shell taco wrapped in a Quesalupa—good news for anyone who wants to base their diet on spite towards their doctor. Right now, the item is reportedly being tested in Cincinnati, but a wider-scale rollout is presumably going to follow shortly. In the meantime, if you’re not in the Cincinnati area, maybe it would be worth a pilgrimage.
In any case, the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch comes in three different varieties: Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, and Fiery, all three of which happen to correspond to Doritos flavors. It’s not quite as exciting as a chicken shell taco, but it’ll have to do.