When the internet was first invented back in the early days of computing, it was thought to hold nearly limitless potential for the human race as a whole. Now, finally, that potential has been realized, with DickInYourMailBox.com.
DickInYourMailBox.com, with apologies to the iconic Saturday Night Live sketch, allows users to send a custom penis drawing to anyone in the United States. Best/worst of all, it’s completely anonymous, which may technically make the website a medium for sexual harassment, but that is a battle that will be fought at a different time, in a different place.
For now, you can take a look at the apparently very real website DickInYourMailBox.com right here, where it costs less than ten dollars to send a penis drawing to anyone you want, anonymously. Oh, and I saved this for the very end on purpose: The person who draws them goes by the name Pablo Dickasso. Have a great rest of your day.