Television and greeting cards teach us that Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about love and hope and cherishing and whatnot. But you know what? Not everyone is into all that. And if you are one of those people, you probably get pretty sick of hearing about roses and chocolates, and you probably want to tell your co-workers wearing red on February 14 to shove it.
Maybe your distaste for VD is just a product of the fact that you always seem to be single on February 14. Or maybe there are some anti-consumerist principles in play here. It doesn’t really matter. What matter is, if you’re feeling like a Valentine’s Day hater today, this list of depressing love songs is for you. Unplug your headphones, crank up the volume on your computer, and blast them for all your co-workers to hear!