Have you ever looked at your home coffee machine and shaken your head in regret? It can’t even take a punch, let alone a fall down a mountain, and it’s enough to make you wish you’d given it more tough love when it was younger. But now you can kick that disappointment to the curb, and replace it with COFFEEBOXX.
COFFEEBOXX is billed as “the world’s toughest coffee maker,” and it’s portable, crush-proof, rust-proof, water-proof, spill-proof, and dust-proof, among other things. It’s also compatible with all K-Cup packs, but can make a more traditional cup of coffee too. It even has its own hot water dispenser for making oatmeal or noodles out in the wilderness. Clearly, this is a coffee maker other weaker coffee makers should feel jealous of.
You can get more info on COFFEEBOXX, which is one X away from being illegal to ship across state lines, at the official Oxx online store right here. It’s priced at just under $230, and military discounts are available.