It’s redundant for me at this point to point out how insane the world of fast food is getting with regards to research and development of new products – it seems that every day some outrageous concoction is announced in the hopes of getting some precious viral heat. I acknowledge my part in this giant machine, and I continue to draw your attention to stuff like the recently announced Burger King Cinnamon Toast Crunch Milkshake.
I assume you’re familiar with the breakfast cereal Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Well, the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Milkshake is pretty much what it sounds like, the questionable appeal of the word “crunch” in a milkshake notwithstanding. It combines cinnamon cereal-flavored syrup, vanilla soft serve, and (of course) actual Cinnamon Toast Crunch pieces. That reportedly adds up to 780 calories and 113 grams (!!) of sugar per serving, but hey, what do you expect?
You can head to your nearest BK and see if they have the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Milkshake now, if you feel like taking a walk on the wild side.