If you’ve ever wanted to, uh, snowboard on a beautiful almost-naked woman, snowboarding brand Burton and Playboy have just the item for you – Centerfold Snowboards, featuring bowdlerized Playboy centerfolds in snowboard deck form.
Tattoo artist Chris Nunez was brought in to add some tasteful graphics to the images in order to make sure you don’t get arrested for obscenity out there on the slopes, but otherwise the Burton x Playboy Centerfold Snowboards are still pretty provocative. Maybe not quite enough to “melt ice into slush wherever you ride,” as Burton puts it, but hey, they’re trying to sell snowboards.
The Burton x Playboy Centerfold Snowboards are reconfigured Burton Process boards with the new images added, and you can get one for just under $480 at Burton’s official online store right here. I guess I could make a joke here about snowboards getting stuck together, but I won’t, because that would be gross.