New from SSENSE is a pair of headphones that pulls double, nay, triple duty in the functionality department. For one, the Black Arca Edition Tormenta Cage is a pair of headphones that lets you enjoy music or other audio material in peace. For two, it serves as an “art object” that lets you enjoy its sleek black contours in aesthetic sophistication. Finally, it restraints your neck and head in absolute torment — a triple threat!
That’s right friends, the Black Arca Edition Tormenta Cage is perhaps the world’s only pair of BDSM headphones, a one-of-a-kind piece from SSENSE. And as the product disclaimer makes clear, you better not get too rough and expect SSENSE to pay out a settlement for the consequences:
“The product in this page is being sold to you exclusively as an art object and is provided as is without any guarantees or warranty. In association with the product, SSENSE makes no warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, of title, or of non infringement of third party rights. Use of the product by a user is at the user’s own risk and peril.”
If you could use a dose of risk and peril with your regular podcast diet, check out the Black Arca Edition Tormenta Cage right here. It’s priced at $6,450, and there’s only one available, so act fast if you need it in your life.