So you want to cheat on your girlfriend or wife. But let’s be honest – you’re not exactly a criminal mastermind. In fifth grade you got caught shoplifting at a Circle K, and I’m pretty sure Circle K only pursues shoplifters if they take out a billboard advertisement expressing their intentions beforehand.
But this is 2014 – even a dumbass can carry on an affair (or at least the cyberspace equivalent of one) in secret without the ol’ ball and chain catching on. And don’t worry about her – I’m sure she wouldn’t even think about doing the same to you. If there was an app for finding a better guy than you, whoever developed it would surely be a millionaire by now!