It’s the holiday season, so one is helpless not to think about the legendary “leg lamp” from Bob Clark’s A Christmas Story when one sees the Amber Boobs Lamp by Nobl, an even more explicit example of electrified sex, possibly gleaming in a window near you very soon.
The Amber Boobs Lamp is, to put it simply, a lamp that looks like boobs. To put it in greater detail, it’s an acrylic pink table lamp that rests on a white plywood base that also accommodates other less pornographic lamps from Nobl. As for the Amber Boobs themselves, I’m not sure there’s anything I can say that would be more informative or insightful than the image above, which gives you a pretty good idea of what you’d be getting into with this lamp in your house.
If you’re still interested, the Amber Boobs Lamp is priced at $68 at the Nobl online store right here.