Most vending machines get taken for granted. We pass by them in the hallway, patronize them if we’re hungry or craving soda, and we don’t think much of it. But there are some vending machines with the power to blow your mind. If you don’t believe me, just check out this gallery, with 9 vending machines that go well above and beyond the vending machine call of duty, whatever that is.
It’s doubtful that any of these vending machines will ever become as widespread as Coke or Pepsi machines, but it’s sort of fun to imagine a world where they are. A bicycle vending machine on every corner, a used panties machine in every hotel lobby…wait, did I say “fun”? I meant “horrifying.”