So you’ve finally come to grips with your own mortality, and made peace with the fact that one day you will die. What next? Chili dogs! Our time on Earth may be finite, but the variety of chili dogs out there is basically limitless.
That means that you might need a little bit of help in deciding which chili dogs are especially worth your precious, precious time. With that in mind, here are nine essential chili dogs from all over America. Once you try them all, you can finally rest in peace.