Is there anything in this world more wholesome and pure than Santa Clause?
Well, that depends. If you just go with the flow, then no, there’s not. Saint Nick is a wonderful man with flying reindeer who’s only purpose in life is bringing joy to children.
However, if you start thinking about it for a minute, the whole Santa thing gets a little unsettling. Every year, a fat, cookie-loving elf who’s obsessed with your children sneaks into your house while you sleep and leaves them presents? Dude, what the hell?
And then there are the guys at the mall. Sure, the vast majority of them look jolly enough. But every once in a while you’ll come across one that’s just creepy as hell. Then you start thinking about that old line, “he sees you when you’re sleeping,” and suddenly you’ve got the shivers.
So like I said, the whole Santa thing can go both ways. And today? Well, today we’re going to take a look at the dark side. Take a look at this list of creepy mall Santas, then just try to have yourself a merry little Christmas.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
(PS, I’m just having fun. Santa’s the best.)