Chances are you wouldn’t mind being Jay-Z even if he wasn’t married to Beyoncé, what with his $500 million fortune, cool friends, and significant influence in the entertainment industry. However, Jay-Z is married to Beyoncé. And given that she just might be the sexiest woman on earth, that’s all the more reason to wish you were Shawn Carter and not…well, whoever you are.
Unfortunately, as you probably know, none of us are ever going to be Jay-Z. And to make that fact all the more painful, here’s a list of incredible Beyoncé GIFs that should probably be illegal.