With all do respect to the Pope, who was named “Man of the Year” by Time Magazine, nobody kicked 2013’s ass more than He Whose Apartment Smells of Rich Mahogany.
That’s right, I’m talking about the Legend himself, Ron Burgundy. As you probably know, his new movie, Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues hits theaters today. And in preparation for this event, which is kind of a big deal, Ron has been traveling the country kissing babies and shaking hands for the last six months. Basically, he’s been like a politician on the campaign trail—only no politician has a mustache that glorious, and if Ron ever did decide to run for public office nobody would be foolish enough to run against him.
Anyway, we probably don’t even have to bother listing the reasons why Ron Burgundy is the MOTY. But we’re going to do it anyway. Because, really, can you ever have too much Burgundy?