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  • The Alpha Shovel: “The Most Badass Shovel for Everyone”

    The Alpha Shovel: “The Most Badass Shovel for Everyone”

    If you’re sick and tired of your coddled, effeminate, inadequate, and embarrassing shovel, there’s now a shovel that can meet anyone’s standards of masculinity and productivity. ┬áIt comes in the form of The Alpha Shovel, billed on Kickstarter as “the most badass shovel for everyone.” The Alpha Shovel can be used not just as a […]