Tag Archives: shovels

  • The Alpha Shovel: “The Most Badass Shovel for Everyone”

    The Alpha Shovel: “The Most Badass Shovel for Everyone”

    If you’re sick and tired of your coddled, effeminate, inadequate, and embarrassing shovel, there’s now a shovel that can meet anyone’s standards of masculinity and productivity.  It comes in the form of The Alpha Shovel, billed on Kickstarter as “the most badass shovel for everyone.” The Alpha Shovel can be used not just as a […]

  • Multi-Function Folding Shovel From Doingoutdoor

    Multi-Function Folding Shovel From Doingoutdoor

    Here’s a product that would make William H. Macy’s character in Mystery Men light up with joy. It’s the Multi-Function Folding Shovel from Doingoutdoor, a shovel packed with so many different functions that it almost strains credulity. In addition to being, you know, a shovel, the Doingoutdoor Multi-Function Folding Shovel has a portable camouflage fatigues […]

  • The Attachment Shovel: Myriad Tools Built Into a Shovel

    The Attachment Shovel: Myriad Tools Built Into a Shovel

    There are a lot of things you can do with a shovel – you can dig a hole, you can move coal from one pile into a furnace, you can smack home intruders in the back of the head. But even the sturdiest shovel can’t compete with The Attachment Shovel by Urban Tactical. This thing can charge […]