Tag Archives: pizza

  • Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza is Back

    Pizza Hut Cheesy Bites Pizza is Back

    Pizza Hut was looking over their sales charts and demographic quadrants and whatnot and they noticed a hole in the calendar on July 18th, 2018: A day when there were no professional sporting events to watch on TV. This spelled potential disaster for a pizza delivery chain, so they came up with a makeshift solution, […]

  • Paving for Pizza: Domino’s is Now Filling Potholes

    Paving for Pizza: Domino’s is Now Filling Potholes

    Everyone knows that the United States of America’s infrastructure of roads, bridges, railroad tracks, and so on, the arteries that keep the country alive and which was once the greatest in the world, is crumbling. But I don’t think too many people could have predicted that Domino’s, rather than the federal government, would step in […]

  • Chuck E. Cheese’s Rolls Out Nationwide Pizza Delivery

    Chuck E. Cheese’s Rolls Out Nationwide Pizza Delivery

    I hope this is a safe place for me to admit that I was way more of a Discovery Zone kid than a Chuck E. Cheese’s kid, and in point of fact I think I only visited one of Chuck’s pizza parlors once as a child. So it comes as a pretty big surprise that the […]

  • Pizza Hut Museum Opens on Wichita State University Campus

    Pizza Hut Museum Opens on Wichita State University Campus

    In 1958, Wichita’s own Dan and Frank Carney made pizza history by opening the very first Pizza Hut location. Now, visitors and stuffed crust enthusiasts from all over the world can pay homage to the original Hut, by visiting the new Pizza Hut Museum located at Wichita State University’s Innovation Campus. Not to be confused […]

  • Meatball Pizza Bowl: A New Olive Garden Monstrosity (Video)

    Meatball Pizza Bowl: A New Olive Garden Monstrosity (Video)

    When we last heard from Olive Garden, they were trying to kill decent hardworking Americans with an unholy hybrid of nachos and pasta. Now, they’re dishing out something even more dangerous: A giant, bowl-shaped pizza crust jammed with cheese, sauce and meatballs. It’s called the Meatball Pizza Bowl.  The OG Meatball Pizza Bowl is part of […]

  • Golden Surf and Turf: North Carolina Pizza Place Offers $500 Pizza

    Golden Surf and Turf: North Carolina Pizza Place Offers $500 Pizza

    News in luxury foodstuffs out of Charlotte, North Carolina: Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a pizza place in Charlotte called Firenza Pizza is offering a luxury 10-inch pie called the Golden Surf and Turf, and it carries a luxury price tag of $500. Firenza’s press statement will tell you what’s on it, but really it’s all […]

  • Chicken Pizza Crust: America’s Latest Food Innovation

    Chicken Pizza Crust: America’s Latest Food Innovation

    Once again it behooves me to make a reference to George Costanza’s stint as a Tyson Chicken employee, and once again I’m appalled and horrified at the American food industry for the same reason. The Washington Post recently reported on something called, I kid you not, chicken pizza crust, and it must be stopped by any means necessary. […]

  • Pizza Night on the International Space Station (Video)

    Pizza Night on the International Space Station (Video)

    It can be a cold, lonely life in outer space, as we all know from songs like “Space Oddity” and “Rocket Man.” But what these songs don’t mention is the fact that there is no pizza in space, nor is it readily convenient to prepare. Which is why a recent video released by the crew […]