Tag Archives: pizza

  • Meatball Pizza Bowl: A New Olive Garden Monstrosity (Video)

    Meatball Pizza Bowl: A New Olive Garden Monstrosity (Video)

    When we last heard from Olive Garden, they were trying to kill decent hardworking Americans with an unholy hybrid of nachos and pasta. Now, they’re dishing out something even more dangerous: A giant, bowl-shaped pizza crust jammed with cheese, sauce and meatballs. It’s called the Meatball Pizza Bowl.  The OG Meatball Pizza Bowl is part of […]

  • Golden Surf and Turf: North Carolina Pizza Place Offers $500 Pizza

    Golden Surf and Turf: North Carolina Pizza Place Offers $500 Pizza

    News in luxury foodstuffs out of Charlotte, North Carolina: Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a pizza place in Charlotte called Firenza Pizza is offering a luxury 10-inch pie called the Golden Surf and Turf, and it carries a luxury price tag of $500. Firenza’s press statement will tell you what’s on it, but really it’s all […]

  • Chicken Pizza Crust: America’s Latest Food Innovation

    Chicken Pizza Crust: America’s Latest Food Innovation

    Once again it behooves me to make a reference to George Costanza’s stint as a Tyson Chicken employee, and once again I’m appalled and horrified at the American food industry for the same reason. The Washington Post recently reported on something called, I kid you not, chicken pizza crust, and it must be stopped by any means necessary. […]

  • Pizza Night on the International Space Station (Video)

    Pizza Night on the International Space Station (Video)

    It can be a cold, lonely life in outer space, as we all know from songs like “Space Oddity” and “Rocket Man.” But what these songs don’t mention is the fact that there is no pizza in space, nor is it readily convenient to prepare. Which is why a recent video released by the crew […]

  • Nissin Tomato Potato Cheese Pizza Cup Noodle

    Nissin Tomato Potato Cheese Pizza Cup Noodle

    Fans of the Carl Reiner/Steve Martin comedy classic The Jerk will undoubtedly recall “Pizza in a Cup,” the fictional dish beloved by the film’s main character Navin Johnson. I’m sure there have been multiple attempts to capture the appeal of Pizza in a Cup since then, and now we have the Nissin Tomato Potato Cheese […]

  • Pizza Hut Pizza Parka: “Made from the New Delivery Pouch” (Video)

    Pizza Hut Pizza Parka: “Made from the New Delivery Pouch” (Video)

    A “pizza parka” kind of sounds like it could be one of two things: A parka with a pizza-inspired visual design, or a parka actually made out of pizza. The first isn’t that interesting and the second is probably impossible, so it’s a good thing there’s actually a third option: The Pizza Hut Pizza Parka, […]

  • Pie Tops: Pizza Hut Develops Sneakers With Pizza-Ordering Function (Video)

    Pie Tops: Pizza Hut Develops Sneakers With Pizza-Ordering Function (Video)

    The worlds of sneakers and pizza have converged, and the nexus point is Pizza Hut. More specifically, the pizza chain has developed a sneaker that has a button that will actually order a pizza to your door. The sneakers are called, naturally, Pie Tops. Watching the Pie Tops commercial with basketball legend Grant Hill, it’s […]

  • Domino’s Engagement Ring Revealed for Valentine’s Day

    Domino’s Engagement Ring Revealed for Valentine’s Day

    It’s Valentine’s Day folks, and that means the brands are acting a fool again. Most pizza joints have resigned to just doing the heart-shaped pizza thing, but Domino’s has once again gone a step further with a real diamond Domino’s engagement ring that will be given to one lucky couple thanks to Domino’s UK. All […]

  • Zume Pizza Introduces Robot That Finishes Pizza En Route

    Zume Pizza Introduces Robot That Finishes Pizza En Route

    Scientists predict that by the year 2050, virtually all the pizza on Earth will be made by robots. And yeah, I just made that up, but you try looking at the new pizza preparation robot from California pizza joint Zume Pizza and tell me I’m wrong. The Zume Pizza preparation system is automated at virtually […]

  • Domino’s Reindeer Delivery Coming to Japan

    Domino’s Reindeer Delivery Coming to Japan

    I realize I sound like a broken record at this point, but it gets clearer and clearer every day that anyone who’s truly passionate about insane fast food promotional novelties should think about moving to Japan. The latest example? Domino’s reindeer delivery, reportedly being tested out by the delivery joint in anticipation of a particularly […]