Tag Archives: mayonnaise

  • Mayochup: Only You Can Stop Heinz from Releasing This Sauce

    Mayochup: Only You Can Stop Heinz from Releasing This Sauce

    Defenders of mixing up ketchup and mayonnaise have a few standby rhetorical themes on-hand at all times. “It’s just thousand island dressing or fry sauce,” they say. My response: We came up with euphemisms like “thousand island dressing” for a reason, and the reason is that the idea of mixing up ketchup and mayonnaise is […]

  • Mannaise: The Mayonnaise For Men

    Mannaise: The Mayonnaise For Men

    It seems like for every product out there, there’s some weird variant of it that is designed specifically for men. ┬áNow, as proof of that, comes “Mannaise,” the mayonnaise for men who are sick and tired of their sandwiches not having enough machismo in them. The basic idea behind Mannaise is that it is regular […]