Tag Archives: Firebox

  • ‘Scrabble’ Tile Lights Spell Good Decor

    ‘Scrabble’ Tile Lights Spell Good Decor

    Despite a love of words, I’ve recently begun to think of Scrabble as a game for my always expanding list of “theoretically fun” items. But the game still carries some deep, primal appeal, as evidenced by the fact that I think these officially licensed Scrabble Tile Lights from Firebox are pretty cool. The Scrabble Tile Lights’ key feature is probably the jumbo […]

  • Nintendo Game Boy Alarm Clock

    Nintendo Game Boy Alarm Clock

    Nostalgia is a funny thing. When you think about your childhood, it’s possible that you have just as many fond memories about the superficial or tactile aspects of things than you do of the things themselves (personal example: Most of my early memories about trips to Disney World are wrapped up in the trams, monorails, […]

  • Calm the Fuck Down Tea: Yes, That’s Its Actual Name

    Calm the Fuck Down Tea: Yes, That’s Its Actual Name

    There are times when you just need to calm down, and then there are times when you need Calm the Fuck Down Tea, a special herbal tea blend that’s purported to be as “softening and refreshing” as its brand name is loud and abrasive. Calm the Fuck Down Tea has camomile, licorice, and lemon among […]

  • Machete Spatula: The Most Badass Spatula Imaginable (Photos)

    Machete Spatula: The Most Badass Spatula Imaginable (Photos)

    Spatulas are not a very intimidating or impressive kitchen implement. No one’s ever been killed with a spatula to my knowledge, probably because no murderer has ever mustered the total lack of dignity required to wield it as a weapon. That is officially no longer the case, though, thanks to the Machete Spatula from Firebox. […]

  • The Power Pen Has a Built-In Smartphone Battery

    The Power Pen Has a Built-In Smartphone Battery

    A lot of feature-packed pens have been featured on this site, but none of them have had the killer app that makes the Power Pen special. According to the people at Firebox, the Power Pen is the world’s first to feature a built-in designated smartphone battery, for those emergency situations when you don’t have time […]

  • F*cking Strong Coffee

    F*cking Strong Coffee

    If your morning java is too polite for your taste, Firebox has you covered with their bluntly named Fucking Strong Coffee. Aside from the funny packaging, this is advertised as a premium “blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee,” with a lot of complex flavors and, of course, loads of caffeine. Roasted and packed in […]