Tag Archives: Doritos

  • Rock Out Loud: Marvel and Doritos Collaborate on a Music-Playing Bag

    Rock Out Loud: Marvel and Doritos Collaborate on a Music-Playing Bag

    Evidently, according to my sources, Marvel and Doritos have teamed up to promote Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 by developing a cassette player replica Doritos bag that actually plays music, as part of the “Rock Out Loud” campaign. Look, I dunno, OK? I didn’t make this up, it came across my desk and I […]

  • Doritos Quesalupa Crunch: Another Taco Bell Amalgamation

    Doritos Quesalupa Crunch: Another Taco Bell Amalgamation

    Now that the Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chalupa‘s initial tour of duty is almost done, a new hero has emerged to do battle in Taco Bell Valhalla. It’s the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch, a superamalgamation of the restaurant’s Doritos Locos Taco and Quesalupa products, covered in nacho cheese sauce. What that amounts to is a Dorito’s […]

  • Black Doritos: Another Japanese Delicacy

    Black Doritos: Another Japanese Delicacy

    Last night at the debate, I watched Donald Trump repeatedly state that other countries like Japan are leading the United States in practically every field imaginable. He did not mention unnaturally black foodstuffs specifically, but from where I sit it seems clear that there is a real black food gap between the United States and […]

  • Burger King Doritos Steakhouse Burger Being Tested in Spain

    Burger King Doritos Steakhouse Burger Being Tested in Spain

    Sometimes it can be worthwhile to take a look at what our corporate fast food overlords are up to in other regions of the world, so as to better prepare ourselves for what may be coming to North American shores. Unless you’re reading this from Spain, that’s what this report on the Burger King Doritos […]

  • Doritos Rainbows Released for LGBT Nonprofit ‘It Gets Better’

    Doritos Rainbows Released for LGBT Nonprofit ‘It Gets Better’

    When the Supreme Court determined that gay marriage is the law of the land, some cultural commentators wondered if this was the end of “gay chic” now that same-sex couples were equally recognized by the law. Perhaps the first sign that this scenario has indeed come true is Doritos Rainbows, a special limited edition Doritos […]

  • Dewitos: Mountain Dew Testing Doritos-Flavored Soda

    Dewitos: Mountain Dew Testing Doritos-Flavored Soda

    Here’s a little bit of free advice to the executives out there running the major food and beverage companies of the world: If you want to drum up some free publicity online, just publicize a product too disgusting to imagine. Odds are, it’ll go viral, and there will be an army of people who will […]