Tag Archives: chicken

  • Chicken Pizza Crust: America’s Latest Food Innovation

    Chicken Pizza Crust: America’s Latest Food Innovation

    Once again it behooves me to make a reference to George Costanza’s stint as a Tyson Chicken employee, and once again I’m appalled and horrified at the American food industry for the same reason. The Washington Post recently reported on something called, I kid you not, chicken pizza crust, and it must be stopped by any means necessary. […]

  • Organic Coup: US’ First Organic Fast Food Chicken Chain Gets Big Break

    Organic Coup: US’ First Organic Fast Food Chicken Chain Gets Big Break

    Organic Coup, a fast food chicken chain originating in San Francisco and distinguished as the first in the country to have USDA organic certification (meaning at least 95 percent of the ingredients used for its menu are certified organic), has reportedly achieved a, well, an organic coup, with an investment by the San Francisco 49ers. […]

  • Double Down Dog: Horrifying KFC Hot Dog Unveiled

    Double Down Dog: Horrifying KFC Hot Dog Unveiled

    The fast food chain formerly known as Kentucky Fried Chicken have outdone themselves with the latest installment of the terrifying Double Down saga. It’s the Double Down Dog, a food item that should only be consumed under the directive of an official double dog dare. Put simply, the Double Down Dog is a hot dog […]