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  • Bottle Berner: Bernie Sanders Bottle Opener

    Bottle Berner: Bernie Sanders Bottle Opener

    There’s already a Bernie Sanders beer, and even though it comes in a can it makes sense that there is now a Bernie Sanders bottle opener.  It is catchily called the Bottler Berner from Zootility Tools, who are establishing some surprisingly legitimate progressive credentials by purportedly giving over all the proceeds from the product to […]

  • Sharkbanz: Shark-Repelling Bracelets

    Sharkbanz: Shark-Repelling Bracelets

    We all remember the classic scene in 1966’s Batman in which Batman and Robin use a giant can of shark repellent bat-spray to get out of a typically dangerous situation. But fifty years later, adventurers don’t have to use any cumbersome aerosol bottles to stay clear of man-eating sharks.  They just have to wear a […]

  • Pepsi Light Dumbbell: Exercise While You Chug Soda

    Pepsi Light Dumbbell: Exercise While You Chug Soda

    Pepsi‘s zero-calorie Pepsi Light isn’t the sort of thing you’d want to use to replace fluids while exercising, but that hasn’t stopped the brand from developing a crazy exercise-themed novelty bottle for the soda, known as the Pepsi Light Dumbbell. You might be thinking that the Pepsi Light Dumbbell is an April Fool’s Day joke […]

  • Jaguar F-Type SVR Test-Driven by Michelle Rodriguez (Video)

    Jaguar F-Type SVR Test-Driven by Michelle Rodriguez (Video)

    Michelle Rodriguez’s automotive credentials are airtight thanks to her involvement in the Fast and Furious franchise, and for proof of that just take a look at her latest gig: Test-driving the Jaguar F-Type SVR, the fastest production Jaguar ever made. The Jaguar F-Type SVR’s supercharged five-liter V8 with 575 horsepower is handled ably by Rodriguez, who […]

  • Blackout Tattoos: The Latest Trend in Body Art

    Blackout Tattoos: The Latest Trend in Body Art

    The latest craze in tattoos is a step beyond the pale even for people who are used to full-arm sleeves and other serious tattoo indicators, all of which now look pretty softcore compared to blackout tattoos. And now this new trend is gaining traction in the mainstream media, surely to the shock and horror of skittish […]

  • Angriest Whopper: Burger King Unveils Red-Bunned Monster

    Angriest Whopper: Burger King Unveils Red-Bunned Monster

    Burger King‘s ongoing “Angry” line of sandwiches reaches what is hopefully its ultimate step before someone gets seriously injured. It’s called the Angriest Whopper, a cheeseburger that’s so angry that its buns are red (perhaps you know the feeling). The Angriest Whopper’s bun doesn’t get its red color just from food dye like some other […]

  • Kuvée Smart Wine Bottle: “Your Perfect Glass, Anytime” (Video)

    Kuvée Smart Wine Bottle: “Your Perfect Glass, Anytime” (Video)

    We’ve all been there: You want to try a new bottle of wine, but you can’t in good conscience open it until you’ve finished the one you’ve already opened. This and a million other vinous nightmares spring forth from the fact that once you open a bottle, you’re committed to finishing it so it doesn’t […]

  • Jack Boot in Brown From Taft

    Jack Boot in Brown From Taft

    With Donald Trump carving an eerie path to the presidency, you’re going to be hearing the term “jackboot” thrown around a lot in the next few months. But there’s no reason that fascist thugs should own a footwear term, which is presumably why the people at Taft have come out with their Jack Boot in […]

  • Boom: “The Fastest Passenger Plane Ever”

    Boom: “The Fastest Passenger Plane Ever”

    If you have the ability to fly from New York to London in less than half the time it takes to do it commercially now (about 7 hours), there’s really only one word you can say upon your arrival: Boom. That just makes sense intuitively, but it also fits as the name of the new […]

  • Marlowe Lunchbag: The Brown Paper Sack, Upgraded

    Marlowe Lunchbag: The Brown Paper Sack, Upgraded

    The sack lunch is iconic thanks in part to the bittersweet tang of childhood it carries among its quaint, modest charms (along with a sandwich, apple, and juice box). But it’s 2016, and we’re more conscious about both style and the environment than we used to be, which is why the Marlowe Lunchbag is an […]