NEWS

  • ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2′ Will Have FIVE Post-Credits Scenes

    ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2′ Will Have FIVE Post-Credits Scenes

    OK, this is just getting out of hand. Marvel Studios has successfully turned post-credits sequences into their own cottage industry, bringing audiences into a suspended state of anticipation of the upcoming movies that supersedes the entertainment value of whatever they just got done watching. Now, James Gunn, writer/director of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 recently […]

  • Unicorn Frappuccino: Mythical Beverage Coming to Starbucks

    Unicorn Frappuccino: Mythical Beverage Coming to Starbucks

    Starbucks is one of those companies that can’t really work on anything in secret without its employees leaking their plans to the internet, and that’s triply true when it involves the mythical one-horned beast known as the unicorn. And so, official confirmation is now surfacing that Starbucks is preparing to unveil the Unicorn Frappuccino on […]

  • Fake News Ale From Northern Maverick Brewing Co.

    Fake News Ale From Northern Maverick Brewing Co.

    President Donald Trump is infamous for having a contentious relationship with everyone from Kristen Stewart to members of his own family. One of the most prominent members of his enemies’ list is the country of Canada, and now Canada is striking back by way of their Northern Maverick Brewing Co., who recently announced the Trump-inspired […]

  • MK Neon Sneaker LED Lights

    MK Neon Sneaker LED Lights

    There’s nothing a woman appreciates more than going to a guy’s apartment and finding out they’re unhealthily obsessed with sneakers. The best way to get the female blood pumping in this regard is shelves upon shelves of never-worn kicks, but barring that you can also dazzle ‘em with the new MK Neon Sneaker LED Lights. […]

  • Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreo Coming Soon

    Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreo Coming Soon

    You knew it had to happen eventually. Really, it’s a wonder that it’s taken this long for coffee-flavored Oreo cookies to hit the market. The only question was which coffee brand would stand up to have its wares converted to creme filling and sandwiched between two chocolate cookies, and the answer to that question is […]

  • CLR CFF Clear Coffee: The “First Colorless Coffee in the World”

    CLR CFF Clear Coffee: The “First Colorless Coffee in the World”

    I’ve always said I like my coffee like I like my women: Completely transparent. Unfortunately I haven’t really been able to find a coffee that matches my taste in women, at least not until the unveiling of CLR CFF Clear Coffee, billed as the “first colorless coffee in the world” and guaranteed not to stain […]