NEWS

  • Unicorn Frappuccino: Mythical Beverage Coming to Starbucks

    Unicorn Frappuccino: Mythical Beverage Coming to Starbucks

    Starbucks is one of those companies that can’t really work on anything in secret without its employees leaking their plans to the internet, and that’s triply true when it involves the mythical one-horned beast known as the unicorn. And so, official confirmation is now surfacing that Starbucks is preparing to unveil the Unicorn Frappuccino on […]

  • Fake News Ale From Northern Maverick Brewing Co.

    Fake News Ale From Northern Maverick Brewing Co.

    President Donald Trump is infamous for having a contentious relationship with everyone from Kristen Stewart to members of his own family. One of the most prominent members of his enemies’ list is the country of Canada, and now Canada is striking back by way of their Northern Maverick Brewing Co., who recently announced the Trump-inspired […]

  • MK Neon Sneaker LED Lights

    MK Neon Sneaker LED Lights

    There’s nothing a woman appreciates more than going to a guy’s apartment and finding out they’re unhealthily obsessed with sneakers. The best way to get the female blood pumping in this regard is shelves upon shelves of never-worn kicks, but barring that you can also dazzle ‘em with the new MK Neon Sneaker LED Lights. […]

  • Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreo Coming Soon

    Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreo Coming Soon

    You knew it had to happen eventually. Really, it’s a wonder that it’s taken this long for coffee-flavored Oreo cookies to hit the market. The only question was which coffee brand would stand up to have its wares converted to creme filling and sandwiched between two chocolate cookies, and the answer to that question is […]

  • CLR CFF Clear Coffee: The “First Colorless Coffee in the World”

    CLR CFF Clear Coffee: The “First Colorless Coffee in the World”

    I’ve always said I like my coffee like I like my women: Completely transparent. Unfortunately I haven’t really been able to find a coffee that matches my taste in women, at least not until the unveiling of CLR CFF Clear Coffee, billed as the “first colorless coffee in the world” and guaranteed not to stain […]

  • “Connected Whopper”: New Burger King Ad Hijacks Google Devices (Video)

    “Connected Whopper”: New Burger King Ad Hijacks Google Devices (Video)

    It’s been less than two weeks since Burger King unveiled Whopper Toothpaste, and now they’re trolling everybody with a voice-activated Google device (as well as Google itself) with a new advertisement. It’s called the “Connected Whopper,” but what it really is is a commercial that activates your phone to ask Google about the chain’s signature […]

  • Gorillaz App: Band Releases Mixed Reality App in Advance of Album (Video)

    Gorillaz App: Band Releases Mixed Reality App in Advance of Album (Video)

    Gorillaz has a new album coming out, but you still have a couple weeks to wait until it actually gets released. In the meantime, you can occupy yourself with the band’s remastered videos, its singles (and their accompanying videos), and even a “new multimedia story.” And now we have one more piece of the Gorillaz […]

  • ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ First Official Teaser Drops (Video)

    ‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ First Official Teaser Drops (Video)

    Questions are buzzing about the upcoming Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Will Poe and Finn finally tie the knot? Will Luke Skywalker get to say some words? Is “Last Jedi” plural, or singular, or what? And now that the first official teaser for the movie has premiered, those questions, well, actually, they’re still buzzing (Luke […]