Food & Drink

  • Jolly Rancher Pop-Tarts: New Line of Toaster Pastries Released

    Jolly Rancher Pop-Tarts: New Line of Toaster Pastries Released

    Junk food addicts have a new dangerous fix to chase at their local grocery stores. It’s Jolly Rancher Pop-Tarts, the very name of which gives me a slight secondhand sugar headache, but which I also admit probably taste pretty good as well. Jolly Rancher Pop-Tarts come in three limited edition flavors: Watermelon, Cherry, and (of […]

  • Mac n’ Cheetos: It Is Happening Again at Burger King

    Mac n’ Cheetos: It Is Happening Again at Burger King

    Many believed that after Mac n’ Cheetos, an unholy hybrid of macaroni & cheese and Cheetos, disappeared from Burger King‘s menu last year, they were gone for good. I felt differently, and thus I am more psychologically and spiritually prepared for their recently announced return than most in the general public, which of course does […]

  • Pepsi Fire: Legendary Pepsi Flavor Makes Its Way Stateside, in Slurpee Form

    Pepsi Fire: Legendary Pepsi Flavor Makes Its Way Stateside, in Slurpee Form

    Soft drink devotees have long shared tales of two legendary Pepsi flavors: Fire and Ice. Available only in Guam, Saipan, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines and Vietnam, the two flavors made their debuts in the early 2000s, and now in a seeming attempt to recover from its disastrous Kendall Jenner commercial, Pepsi has finally made one […]

  • #MyOreoCreation Contest: Make Your Own Flavor, Win Half a Million

    #MyOreoCreation Contest: Make Your Own Flavor, Win Half a Million

    It’s very possible you’ve seen some of Nabisco‘s new Oreo flavors and thought to yourself, “I could totally come up with a better flavor than that.” But getting your foot in the door at Oreo HQ is almost impossible if you don’t know anybody on the inside – until now. It’s the #MyOreoCreation contest, which […]

  • Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm

    Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm

    I have had, by my estimate, around 30 conversations about seafood dining chain Red Lobster in my life. All of them have ended in the same way, usually with the exact same phrase: “Those cheddar biscuits are good, though.” Now, this universally agreed upon flavor is available as a lip balm, but Red Lobster Cheddar […]

  • ‘Tender Wings of Desire': KFC Wrote a Romance Novel Starring the Colonel

    ‘Tender Wings of Desire': KFC Wrote a Romance Novel Starring the Colonel

    Mother’s Day is coming up in less than two weeks, and if there’s one thing moms all around the world love more than delicious fried chicken from KFC it’s romance novels with characters like “Harland, a handsome sailor with a mysterious past.” Harland Sanders that is, the hero of Tender Wings of Desire, an evidently […]

  • Naked Chicken Chips: Taco Bell is Back at it Again

    Naked Chicken Chips: Taco Bell is Back at it Again

    I’m pretty sure I’ve used this as a point of reference on this site before, but as you’ll soon see I can’t not go back to this well now… We all remember when George Costanza briefly had a business relationship with the folks at Tyson’s Chicken during his stint as Assistant to the Traveling Secretary […]

  • The Frork: A Fast Food Innovation from McDonald’s

    The Frork: A Fast Food Innovation from McDonald’s

    McDonald’s has a new line of “Signature Crafted” sandwiches, and to promote it they have gone down the illustrious infomercial parody route, enlisting famous TV pitchman and friend of the late Billy Mays (RIP), Anthony Sullivan, to unveil The Frork, a French fry utensil for sopping up those “topping droppings” that tend to take place […]

  • Karjala 100-Pack: The World’s First 100-Pack of Beer (Video)

    Karjala 100-Pack: The World’s First 100-Pack of Beer (Video)

    On April 1st of this year, Finnish brewery Karjala unveiled the Karjala 100-Pack, which as its name suggests is a hundred-pack of beer for only the most disciplined and/or socially dominant beer drinkers. Everyone naturally assumed it was an April Fool’s Day prank, but as it turns out this is a real item that you […]

  • Ben & Jerry’s CHILL-aco Introduced for 4/20

    Ben & Jerry’s CHILL-aco Introduced for 4/20

    Of all the brands expected to do it up big for 4/20, Ben & Jerry’s has to be towards the top of the list. This year, the brand rolled out the Ben & Jerry’s CHILL-aco at its Scoop Shops locations, and according to B&J they’re only available for a limited time. The Ben & Jerry’s […]