Food & Drink

  • Fake News Ale From Northern Maverick Brewing Co.

    Fake News Ale From Northern Maverick Brewing Co.

    President Donald Trump is infamous for having a contentious relationship with everyone from Kristen Stewart to members of his own family. One of the most prominent members of his enemies’ list is the country of Canada, and now Canada is striking back by way of their Northern Maverick Brewing Co., who recently announced the Trump-inspired […]

  • Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreo Coming Soon

    Dunkin’ Donuts Mocha Oreo Coming Soon

    You knew it had to happen eventually. Really, it’s a wonder that it’s taken this long for coffee-flavored Oreo cookies to hit the market. The only question was which coffee brand would stand up to have its wares converted to creme filling and sandwiched between two chocolate cookies, and the answer to that question is […]

  • CLR CFF Clear Coffee: The “First Colorless Coffee in the World”

    CLR CFF Clear Coffee: The “First Colorless Coffee in the World”

    I’ve always said I like my coffee like I like my women: Completely transparent. Unfortunately I haven’t really been able to find a coffee that matches my taste in women, at least not until the unveiling of CLR CFF Clear Coffee, billed as the “first colorless coffee in the world” and guaranteed not to stain […]

  • “Connected Whopper”: New Burger King Ad Hijacks Google Devices (Video)

    “Connected Whopper”: New Burger King Ad Hijacks Google Devices (Video)

    It’s been less than two weeks since Burger King unveiled Whopper Toothpaste, and now they’re trolling everybody with a voice-activated Google device (as well as Google itself) with a new advertisement. It’s called the “Connected Whopper,” but what it really is is a commercial that activates your phone to ask Google about the chain’s signature […]

  • Duo: A Digital Home Assistant Inside a Mirror (Video)

    Duo: A Digital Home Assistant Inside a Mirror (Video)

    “Mirror, mirror on the wall” is a phrase normally associated with magic, but that old adage about any sufficiently advanced technology seeming like magic has seemed to have caught up with the Man in the Mirror. Only this time, it’s called Duo, and it’s a smart home assistant built into a mirror. Duo is billed […]

  • American Cherry Pie Frappuccino: Starbucks Drink Has Piecrust Lid

    American Cherry Pie Frappuccino: Starbucks Drink Has Piecrust Lid

    If you’ve been in a Japanese Starbucks location recently, you may have been surprised to see a thick slice of Americana on the menu: The American Cherry Pie Frappuccino, a pink cherry-flavored concoction that comes with a (probably) delicious lid made out of piecrust. The American Cherry Pie Frappuccino isn’t just a chance for Starbucks […]

  • Micro Mac: McDonald’s Contribution to April Fool’s 2017

    Micro Mac: McDonald’s Contribution to April Fool’s 2017

    Look, I know that April Fool’s Day is the worst day of the year for the brands, because they have to create mildly amusing but basically inoffensive pranks to keep the wheels of the giant content engine we all live in greased and clicking. And normally I would be leery if not outright hostile towards […]

  • Pop Pasta: The Latest Monstrous Food Craze

    Pop Pasta: The Latest Monstrous Food Craze

    A new concoction known as “spaghetti donuts” are what’s obviously intended to be the next big viral food craze, but in my own personal opinion it’s more like an actual virus. They’re called Pop Pasta, and they’re made with actual spaghetti! As in, pasta and donuts, together at last. Pop Pasta spaghetti donuts are baked […]