Food & Drink

  • Calm the Fuck Down Tea: Yes, That’s Its Actual Name

    Calm the Fuck Down Tea: Yes, That’s Its Actual Name

    There are times when you just need to calm down, and then there are times when you need Calm the Fuck Down Tea, a special herbal tea blend that’s purported to be as “softening and refreshing” as its brand name is loud and abrasive. Calm the Fuck Down Tea has camomile, licorice, and lemon among […]

  • ‘Taste Test: Bottom Shelf Vodka’ From ‘Playboy’ (Video)

    ‘Taste Test: Bottom Shelf Vodka’ From ‘Playboy’ (Video)

    If you’ve tasted cheap vodka, it’s possible that you’ve wondered whether it actually tastes any different from the most expensive stuff. That question is one of the subjects of Taste Test: Bottom Shelf Vodka, from Playboy spirits writer Jason Horn. Of course, the ultimate test of whether top price vodka brands are really full of […]

  • Wine Library: Like a Bookcase for Your Wine

    Wine Library: Like a Bookcase for Your Wine

    Back in the old pre-Blu-ray days, a man was often judged by the quality of his home library. Italian design firm Elite, To Be is bringing back those days, sort of, with the Wine Library, essentially a classy bookshelf but for your wine collection instead of your expensive unread tomes. Not only is the Wine […]

  • SteakCation: Win an Overnight Stay in a Canadian Taco Bell

    SteakCation: Win an Overnight Stay in a Canadian Taco Bell

    Generally speaking, spending the night at Taco Bell will get you an early morning trip to the ER or the county jail (or both), but Airbnb and Taco Bell have teamed up for a promotional effort that makes sleeping in a Taco Bell a good thing. It’s called a SteakCation, and it’s the grand prize […]

  • Old Blue Last Beer From Vice Media

    Old Blue Last Beer From Vice Media

    Back in 2004, Vice Media purchased a London pub known as The Old Blue Last. Now, they’re finally capitalizing on the earning potential of that valuable trademark with their Old Blue Last Beer, a beer developed in conjunction with beer conglomerate AB InBev, owner of brands like Budweiser, Corona and Stella Artois. Vice’s Old Blue […]

  • R2-D2 Coffee Press From ThinkGeek

    R2-D2 Coffee Press From ThinkGeek

    “R2, could you make me a quick cup of coffee?” As far as I know, these words are never spoken by anyone over the course of the entire Star Wars saga, or in any of the Extended Universe novels, TV shows, or video games. But that won’t stop you from saying it, once you’re the […]

  • ‘Commissary Kitchen: My Infamous Prison Cookbook’

    ‘Commissary Kitchen: My Infamous Prison Cookbook’

    It would appear to be a good time to be a prison food connoisseur. A few days ago it was announced that cultishly adored prison snack The Whole Shabang was available on the general market, and now we have Albert “Prodigy” Johnson’s Commissary Kitchen: My Infamous Prison Cookbook. The cookbook is a followup to Johnson’s […]

  • Black Doritos: Another Japanese Delicacy

    Black Doritos: Another Japanese Delicacy

    Last night at the debate, I watched Donald Trump repeatedly state that other countries like Japan are leading the United States in practically every field imaginable. He did not mention unnaturally black foodstuffs specifically, but from where I sit it seems clear that there is a real black food gap between the United States and […]

  • Presidential Burger Election Being Held by J.S. BURGERS CAFE

    Presidential Burger Election Being Held by J.S. BURGERS CAFE

    Tonight, the world will watch Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton in their first presidential debate together. By all accounts, there’s going to be a lot of shouting, a lot of lying, and a lot of punditry about who won and who lost. But perhaps it would be a better idea to focus on a far […]