Dining

  • Black Doritos: Another Japanese Delicacy

    Black Doritos: Another Japanese Delicacy

    Last night at the debate, I watched Donald Trump repeatedly state that other countries like Japan are leading the United States in practically every field imaginable. He did not mention unnaturally black foodstuffs specifically, but from where I sit it seems clear that there is a real black food gap between the United States and […]

  • Presidential Burger Election Being Held by J.S. BURGERS CAFE

    Presidential Burger Election Being Held by J.S. BURGERS CAFE

    Tonight, the world will watch Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton in their first presidential debate together. By all accounts, there’s going to be a lot of shouting, a lot of lying, and a lot of punditry about who won and who lost. But perhaps it would be a better idea to focus on a far […]

  • The Whole Shabang: Snacks Previously Only Available to Inmates

    The Whole Shabang: Snacks Previously Only Available to Inmates

    If you’ve recently finished up a stretch inside, it’s possible that you’ve found yourself craving a certain snack. I’m talking about The Whole Shabang, the chip brand that’s so good, it makes you want to go back to prison. Fortunately, the snack that was formerly only available in correctional institutions is now available in the […]

  • Chocolate Pumpkin Fries Coming to McDonald’s Japan

    Chocolate Pumpkin Fries Coming to McDonald’s Japan

    Ah, autumn. The leaves change colors, the air begins to feel crisper, and the french fries come drizzled in chocolate and pumpkin sauce. Wait, huh? In Japan, anyway, that last part is becoming part of the autumnal experience, with the unveiling of McDonald’s Chocolate Pumpkin Fries. McDonald’s Japan locations will reportedly see the limited-time availability […]

  • Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries Revealed (Video)

    Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries Revealed (Video)

    Burger King‘s fast food reign of terror continues apace with the unveiling of Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries. You probably grasp the idea behind these things immediately upon reading their name, but just in case you require additional product details, I will do my best to provide them. Burger King Cheetos Chicken Fries are the […]

  • Burger King Doritos Steakhouse Burger Being Tested in Spain

    Burger King Doritos Steakhouse Burger Being Tested in Spain

    Sometimes it can be worthwhile to take a look at what our corporate fast food overlords are up to in other regions of the world, so as to better prepare ourselves for what may be coming to North American shores. Unless you’re reading this from Spain, that’s what this report on the Burger King Doritos […]

  • Blue Bell Camo ‘n Cream Ice Cream

    Blue Bell Camo ‘n Cream Ice Cream

    Blue Bell, the Texan ice cream brand famous for the listeria outbreak caused by bacteria in its popular ice creams, is getting headlines again for another, less disgusting reason. It’s Blue Bell Camo ‘n Cream, the perfect ice cream for when you’re out in the woods playing paintball or stalking deer. Blue Bell Camo ‘n […]

  • Flick Football Box From Pizza Hut

    Flick Football Box From Pizza Hut

    Pizza Hut continues to explore the after-meal possibilities of the pizza box, now with something called the Flick Football Box. Basically, it’s a pizza box that can be used as a table football field in addition to its duties as a carrier of a medium Pizza Hut pizza. The Flick Football Box is part of […]

  • Krispy Kreme Reese’s Peanut Butter Donuts Released in Australia

    Krispy Kreme Reese’s Peanut Butter Donuts Released in Australia

    With a potential Trump presidency looming over the horizon, more and more people are wondering if it’s possible for them to move from the United States to Australia. But now there is a nice, uncontroversial, and bipartisan reason for people all over the world to do the same thing—Krispy Kreme Reese’s Peanut Butter Donuts. Of […]