Dining

  • KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen (Video)

    KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen (Video)

    KFC‘s increasingly bizarre advertising campaign has reached delirious new heights/lows with the unveiling of KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen, a product they insist is both real and inedible. And to make things even better/worse, they’ve enlisted yet another celebrity to embody Colonel Sanders for this particular promotion: Famous tan man George Hamilton. KFC Extra Crispy Sunscreen […]

  • Pokémon Cheeseburgers From Sydney’s Down-N-Out

    Pokémon Cheeseburgers From Sydney’s Down-N-Out

    If all this Pokémon GO talk has you craving some Pokémon, or if you just want to bring the sport of Pokémon hunting back to a time when our proud ancestors hunted in order to feed themselves and their families, a burger joint in Sydney, Australia called Down-N-Out has a new line of Pokémon cheeseburgers just for […]

  • Swedish Fish Oreo: The Latest Oreo Flavor Experiment

    Swedish Fish Oreo: The Latest Oreo Flavor Experiment

    The people at Nabisco are clearly entering their Sgt. Pepper’s phase, doing all kinds of crazy experiments in the name of innovation and getting viral attention online, not necessarily in that order. The latest fruit of that particular phenomenon is far crazier than any specialty Oreos from the recent past, for reasons that should be […]

  • Pizza ATM: World’s First Now Open for Business on Xavier University Campus

    Pizza ATM: World’s First Now Open for Business on Xavier University Campus

    When you think about it, the ATM is one of the most influential inventions of the last 50 years.  Everything from Redbox to Burritobox to Amazon Lockers have some Automated Teller DNA in their metaphorical bloodstreams. But there’s only one ATM in the world that serves pizza rather than cash, and the world’s only Pizza ATM […]

  • Whopperito: Burger King Unveils Whopper/Burrito Hybrid

    Whopperito: Burger King Unveils Whopper/Burrito Hybrid

    The systematic hybridization of fast food continues with the latest monstrosity unveiled by the mad geniuses at Burger King. It’s the Whopperito, which is essentially a Whopper that’s been stretched out and rolled up into a rough approximation of the burrito form. The Whopperito is stuffed with all of the main ingredients of the Whopper: […]

  • Défoncé Chocolatier: Cannabis-Infused Chocolate

    Défoncé Chocolatier: Cannabis-Infused Chocolate

    I’m not a brain expert but I imagine that if you looked at a picture of some kind of electronic brain scan taken while the subject is smoking weed and taken while the subject is eating chocolate, the pleasure centers in both would light up like Christmas trees. So you better consult your doctor to […]

  • Avocado Burger Buns: Tomorrow’s Food Trend

    Avocado Burger Buns: Tomorrow’s Food Trend

    Now that America has finally gotten used to the idea of avocado on cheeseburgers, the time has come to foist the next avocado innovation on the burger-eaters of the world. And that duty has been taken up by food site FoodDeco‘s Colette Dike, with their introduction of avocado burger buns. Dike’s avocado burger buns sandwich a […]

  • Cheetos Burrito Coming Soon to Taco Bell

    Cheetos Burrito Coming Soon to Taco Bell

    May God have mercy on us all, because starting next month, select US Taco Bell locations will begin testing on their latest mutant food monstrosity: The Cheetos Burrito. Or, maybe someone at Taco Bell will realize that “Cheeto Burrito” is a much better name and they’ll go with that instead. Whether they go with the […]

  • Impossible Burger: A Bleeding Vegetarian Artificial Beef Burger

    Impossible Burger: A Bleeding Vegetarian Artificial Beef Burger

    Impossible Foods is a company that specializes in vegetarian, lab-created foodstuffs that taste impossibly similar to the real carnivorous meats they seek to imitate – think of them as the John Carpenter’s The Thing of the vegetarian food industry. And their latest masterpiece, dubbed the Impossible Burger, is set to make its debut at New […]

  • Luxury Zebra Cro: Meet the Donut That Costs $2,000

    Luxury Zebra Cro: Meet the Donut That Costs $2,000

    Dum Dum Donutterie is a specialty donut shop that’s making a splash at the London’s Just Eat Food Festival with the Luxury Zebra Cro. This is not just any donut, however.  At $2,000, it’s reportedly quite likely that it’s the most expensive donut on the planet. There’s really no way to justify a donut that […]