Entertainment

  • ‘Donkey Kong’ Port is Available for Nintendo Switch

    ‘Donkey Kong’ Port is Available for Nintendo Switch

    Despite its position as the Citizen Kane of golden age arcade games, the original arcade version of Donkey Kong has become something of a lost classic over the years, as Nintendo has opted to re-release the cut down NES version rather than the original. But now, the game is available as part of the Switch’s Arcade Archives series. The […]

  • ‘Everything Is Love’ by The Carters is Now Streaming on All Platforms

    ‘Everything Is Love’ by The Carters is Now Streaming on All Platforms

    I know a lot of people out there are annoyed by the concept of Tidal exclusives, but personally they only bother me when they remain Tidal exclusives, indefinitely (see: the last Prince album). The Carters, aka Beyoncé and Jay Z, have opted for a different approach, launching their first joint album Everything Is Love on Tidal but today making it […]

  • Disney Orgy 6 Skateboards Commemorate ‘The Disneyland Memorial Orgy’

    Disney Orgy 6 Skateboards Commemorate ‘The Disneyland Memorial Orgy’

    Wally Wood’s The Disneyland Memorial Orgy is one of the most famous bootleg illustrations of all time, a gleefully tasteless, well, orgy that first appeared in the underground magazine The Realist in 1967. Now, it’s back, and in skateboard form, for a collection of Disney Orgy 6 skateboards from Boom-Art. When placed side by side, the Disney Orgy 6 skateboards reproduce The […]

  • Pencil Dice: Pencils You Can Gamble With

    Pencil Dice: Pencils You Can Gamble With

    In my many years as an old-timey con artist and huckster I have sought to find some manner of practical usage for my pocket full of dice. Unfortunately, none seems to exist, and dice only exist for the devil’s handiwork. However, I was looking at the problem all wrong, and it turns out it’s a […]

  • ‘Madden NFL 19′ Official Reveal Trailer (Video)

    ‘Madden NFL 19′ Official Reveal Trailer (Video)

    Another year, another edition of the beloved Madden NFL franchise is here. It’s Madden NFL 19, naturally, and there’s a brand new official reveal trailer for the game now online. Because I’m at a loss about what to say about a game series that’s been this ubiquitous for this long, here’s some promotional copy: “Madden 19 challenges you […]

  • ‘Unfriended: Dark Web’ Official Trailer (Video)

    ‘Unfriended: Dark Web’ Official Trailer (Video)

    2014’s Unfriended was one of the more commercially successful of the “computer screen POV horror” subgenre, so it’s only natural that they’d go back for another round. And so, we have Unfriended: Dark Web, a sequel set in the frightening world of the anonymous “dark web” for various unsavory activities. In this case, those activities include murder and […]

  • ‘Derren Brown: Miracle’ Coming to Netflix (Trailer)

    ‘Derren Brown: Miracle’ Coming to Netflix (Trailer)

    Please excuse the language I’m about to use, but Derren Brown is perhaps the greatest shit-starter in all of history. He recently made his American debut with The Push, in which he successfully convinced an innocent person to push somebody off of a roof. Now, he’s coming back to Netflix with Derren Brown: Miracle, which he has […]

  • ‘The Nun': A Nun-Based ‘The Conjuring’ Spin-Off (Teaser)

    ‘The Nun': A Nun-Based ‘The Conjuring’ Spin-Off (Teaser)

    I’ve never seen The Conjuring or any of the films in the franchise, but evidently the second film features some manner of demonic nun, and now that nun is getting her own solo feature, entitled, naturally, The Nun. And get this, according to the film’s official synopsis, it will be an origin story: “When a young nun at a […]

  • ‘Dumbo’ Live Action Remake Gets Teaser (Video)

    ‘Dumbo’ Live Action Remake Gets Teaser (Video)

    Director Tim Burton is directing another of Disney’s new slate of live action remakes of animated classics (his second, if you count Alice in Wonderland as belonging to that stable). It’s Dumbo, a teaser for which hit the internet today. “Tim Burton directs live-action Dumbo remake” is probably enough to tell you all you need to know regarding whether you’re […]

  • ‘Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan': Jim from ‘The Office’ Has a Gun (Trailer)

    ‘Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan': Jim from ‘The Office’ Has a Gun (Trailer)

    Jim from The Office is on a mission to make everyone forget he was Jim from The Office. And even I have to admit he’s been doing an OK job lately, first by directing and starring in A Quiet Place and now by starring as Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan in an upcoming new series on Amazon Prime. Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan is a […]