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It’s the holiday season, which means it’s time to clock yourself in a glorious robe of Arby’s roast beef. But in order to do that, you have to purchase a frankly irresponsible amount of Arby’s sandwiches that you’ll obviously just end up eating anyway, so it’s a good thing that there’s a new line of Arby’s Meat Sweats just in time for yuletide gaiety.
Arby’s Meat Sweats (it’s a pun, “Meat Sweats” as in “Meat Sweatshirts,” not “the sweats you get when you’ve consumed too much meat) are not available for purchase, however. I’ll let the restaurant chain explain:
“Unlike other brand apparel, you can’t buy Meat Sweats, you have to earn them. To distribute the sweats, Arby’s is choosing select carnivores nationwide who have shared via their social channels their feats of meat throughout 2017, such as conquering the brand’s famous Meat Mountain or smoking a slab of ribs to perfection. Lucky recipients will get their Meat Sweats drops starting this week.”
There you have it, folks. If you’ve been a good unofficial brand ambassador for Arby’s this year, you might find yourself with a new pair of Arby’s Meat Sweats. Congrats.