Towable Tailgates Ultimate Tailgater

by: Joseph On  Monday, November 6, 2017

the Towable Tailgates Ultimate Tailgater

Tailgating is so named for the practice of hanging out around an open tailgate, but is there any reason an enterprising tailgater should be restricted to the amenities offered by a pickup truck? I just asked my Magic Football that question, and it responded “HELL NO!” So I guess it’s cool for me to bring word of the Towable Tailgates Ultimate Tailgater, the tailgating equivalent of one of those giant luxury mobile homes that rich people use to go camping. Take a look at these features:

  • 48” LED HDTV
  • Full Motion TV Wall Mount
  • Sony 1000w 5.1 Home Theatre System w/ Ipod Direct-Connect
  • Stainless Steel Mini-Refrigerator
  • Stainless Steel Microwave Oven
  • DISH HD Receiver
  • Cooler Compartment w/ Lockable Door
  • 120 Qt. Tailgating Cooler on Full Slide System
  • 30 AMP Electrical Panel Box
  • 25 Ft. Shore Power Cord
  • 2 4 Ft. Fluorescent Lights
  • 1 2 Ft. Fluorescent Light
  • Interior and Exterior Electrical Receptacles
  • Premium Vinyl Flooring
  • Premium 15” Aluminum Wheels w/ Radial Tires
  • Private Bathroom with Portable Toilet
  • 2100w Portable Tailgating Generator
  • UPGRADED Stainless Steel 4-Burner Tailgating Grill
  • UPGRADED Fully Automatic Portable Satellite Dish

That’s right – with the Towable Tailgates Ultimate Tailgater, you won’t even have to pay some guy who owns a house near the stadium to use his bathroom. Given that, the $13,995 at the Towable Tailgates online store here will pay for itself in a few seasons or so, right?

 





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