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Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm
I have had, by my estimate, around 30 conversations about seafood dining chain Red Lobster in my life. All of them have ended in the same way, usually with the exact same phrase: “Those cheddar biscuits are good, though.” Now, this universally agreed upon flavor is available as a lip balm, but Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm is only available as a limited edition giveaway.
Unfortunately, it looks like the entry window for that giveaway has pretty much elapsed, but it was part of a promotion of the Red Lobster Fresh Catch Club here. And if my estimate of the popularity of such a product is right, then you might just be seeing Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm at a retailer near you very soon.
Of course, even if you had signed up for the promotion before it was over, you only had a reported 250 chances out of however many entries received to win a tube of Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Lip Balm for yourself. You might be better off just rubbing one of the biscuits over your lips before heading out into the cold.