Cereal Motel: Breakfast Cereals for Technical Adults

by: Joseph On  Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Cereal Motel via Cool Material

There’s a familiar bit of cognitive dissonance that doesn’t get discussed that often, but is nevertheless pretty commonplace.  It happens when you reach for your morning cereal fix and glance at the box, only to remember that the cereal you’re eating was intended in every respect for children and adolescents. Unless you want to start eating boring adult cereal all the time (they’re fine on weekdays, but come on), you now have a third option: Cereal Motel.

Cereal Motel is a brand that specializes in a line of products they refer to as “cereal porn,” which includes such favorites as Porn Flakes, Vice Krispies, Sugar Tits, and Booty Pops. Do they taste good? You’ll have to order a box to find out.

You can do that at the Cereal Motel right here, where a box of their nominally adult cereals will set you back about $13. Buy 10 boxes, collect the tokens inside, and get a free (and presumably obscene) prize. For real!