The Fucking Calendar 2017: Probably the Most Accurate 2017 Calendar

by: Joseph On  Monday, December 19, 2016

The Fucking Calendar

I must admit that when I first saw there was a new product called The Fucking Calendar, I assumed it was some kind of rhythm method aid or some other form of sexual statistics tracking. But in reality, it’s a calendar with the word “fucking” placed wherever it will fit—which, judging by the way 2016 has gone, is probably the most accurate and true to life way to think about the coming year.

For example, January isn’t “January” on The Fucking Calendar.  It’s “Fucking Cold.” Similarly for February, the calendar reads “Fucking Valentine’s Day” (a sentiment that applies in many cases whether you’re single or in a relationship). You get the idea.

You can pre-order The Fucking Calendar (which unfortunately doesn’t ship until fucking January, so giving it as a holiday gift is out) starting at just around $3 for a pocket-sized edition at the product’s listing on Kickstarter right here.





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