READYMAN Hostage Escape Card

by: Joseph On  Friday, June 17, 2016

READYMAN

I don’t know if you’re familiar with the character of The Saint, aka Simon Templar, but I’ve been reading some of his stuff lately and it occurs to me that in this crazy world, you never know when a bad guy will capture and tie you to a chair in some basement, hotel room, or below decks on a luxury cruise ship. The Saint has a penchant for keeping knives and various other life-saving tools on his person for such occasions, and now you can take a page from his Saintly book with the READYMAN Hostage Escape Card.

The READYMAN Hostage Escape Card is the size of a credit card, but instead of purchasing power it gives you escaping power, with a saw, handcuff shim, and lock picking kit built right in. Using it with your hands bound might take some practice, but come on, you’ve got time!

And if you’ve got $15 too, you have all you need to get your own READYMAN Hostage Escape Card right here. Hopefully, you’ll never have to use it for its intended purpose.





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