Hauck Nerf Battle Racer: Travel Down Foam Fury Road

by: Joseph On  Monday, February 22, 2016
Tags:  Hauck   Hauck Nerf Battle Racer   Karts   Nerf   Toys  

Hauck Nerf Battle Racer

The escalation of Nerf firepower has been one of the most inspirational phenomena of the 21st century, but it took another company to create the ultimate Nerf combat vehicle.  That company is Hauck, who have unveiled the Hauck Nerf Battle Racer to a world that needs it.

The Hauck Nerf Battle Racer is a pedal-powered, four-wheeled kart (I can’t in good conscience refer to something you have to pedal to drive a “go kart,” but Hauck does) with designated spots for the attachment of up to four Nerf blasters on the vehicle. Ammo storage points are also built in, as well as three-point steering and a handbrake, making this a Nerf vehicle worthy of a prepubescent Mad Max.

Now, for the bad news: Since we live in a culture of near-inescapable arrested adolescence, I know there are tons of twenty-and-thirtysomething adults out there who are salivating at the thought of sitting behind the wheel of the Hauck Nerf Battle Racer.  Unfortunately, that will have to remain a fantasy, unless you weigh less than 110 pounds.

If you’re still interested in the Hauck Nerf Battle Racer, you can check it out on Amazon here, although as of this writing it’s currently listed as being out of stock. Stay tuned for future availability, and start on those weight loss plans now if you want to come in under the weight limit.





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